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lost in time, like tears in rain
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ah yes, 1:30pm, the normal time to have to turn on all my lights to make it not feel like it’s 9pm already
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I’ve done it, I’ve created the worst data structure ever
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I always forget I own https://dessertbus.org/
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A happy “what did I leave in the pocket of this coat” season to all!
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When you pickle a red onion, you end up just putting it on everything for the next two weeks. Not a complaint.
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top gun tom cruise mach 10 scene, but then he turns into a lizard
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“Wait until 9pm to go get groceries, you won’t have to deal with a bunch of people and that terrible parking lot” sounds like a great idea until you go to start the car and somehow both headlights are out!?
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ATP hosts as sun/moon/rising signs.
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Until @tomhanks makes a 12-part series on the history of the shuttle program, this is a pretty good assembly of footage about STS-1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qde9hnb4pqk
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Computing Reed Solomon matrix
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#shaw is making TV Japan free for all customers for the next week. You'll find it on channel 514.
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Dear every business ever: there's a 98% chance I'm looking at your website to find your hours. They should be there.
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There’s a good chance that when the BC Vaccine Card launches this week that there’s not going to be any really easy way to show it on your phone. For iOS folks, I’ve come up with a way to hopefully solve that problem https://gist.github.com/dotsam/1ed47617fbf960862345353aaaeb79ea
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In better news, remember the first time we walked on the fucking moon? 43 years ago today. Let’s do more stuff like that.
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Hey #yyj, can you keep an eye out for my friend’s bike that got stolen today? Thanks! http://stolemyshoes.com/post/63061993361/weknowthenight-some-butthead-stole-joes-bike
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My tweets have been given about ♻️ 937 retweets and ❤️ 13,565 likes
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115 unique emoji on 282 tweets (0.5% of all tweets***)
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used 232 timesbentmastorgy
used 131 timesyyj
used 79 timesvscocam
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used 38 times on 37 tweets
2,080 hashtags on 2,076 tweets (3.8% of all tweets***)
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1,394 swear words on 1,365 tweets (2.5% of all tweets***)
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